Holy Smokes, Batman!

This is impressive. Deciding where to start is tough, but I'll try.

1. The guy paid way more attention in shop class than me.
2. The guy is clearly not hurting for free time.
3. The guy's self-image must be unshakeable, because as cool as this is, it's still very nerdy.
4. It's more attractive than most of the stuff from the actual movies, especially the circa 1997 Bat Nipples George Clooney sported on his costume.
5. Despite having several high-speed air intake fans, it still doesn't suck as hard as Clooney's Batman movie.