Lions are scary enough.  Lions with machetes are the kind of stuff nightmares are made of.  Kim Jong Il's nightmares, to be specific. 
ACAPULCO, Mexico - A Mexican woman said she fought a 500-pound lion with a machete near the resort city of Acapulco and scared him away. Celsa Aleman said she and her 7-year-old niece were riding a donkey Monday along a road when the lion went after the animal's legs.  -Associated Press
Scared him away?  What kind of self-respecting lion would be afraid of a woman and 7 year-old girl?  Especially if he had a machete.
See the AP's unfortunate grammar here.
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