Wednesday, August 06, 2008

AP NEWS BULLETIN: "Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete"

Lions are scary enough. Lions with machetes are the kind of stuff nightmares are made of. Kim Jong Il's nightmares, to be specific.

ACAPULCO, Mexico - A Mexican woman said she fought a 500-pound lion with a machete near the resort city of Acapulco and scared him away. Celsa Aleman said she and her 7-year-old niece were riding a donkey Monday along a road when the lion went after the animal's legs. -Associated Press

Scared him away? What kind of self-respecting lion would be afraid of a woman and 7 year-old girl? Especially if he had a machete.

See the AP's unfortunate grammar here.

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