Lions are scary enough. Lions with machetes are the kind of stuff nightmares are made of. Kim Jong Il's nightmares, to be specific.
ACAPULCO, Mexico - A Mexican woman said she fought a 500-pound lion with a machete near the resort city of and scared him away. Celsa Aleman said she and her 7-year-old niece were riding a donkey Monday along a road when the lion went after the animal's legs. -Associated Press
Scared him away? What kind of self-respecting lion would be afraid of a woman and 7 year-old girl? Especially if he had a machete.
See the AP's unfortunate grammar here.